By Frank Zimmerman, MIG #291
(Apologies to ZZ Top!)

Well I was rollin' down the road on some cold blue steel,
I had a budweiser in the bag, and a beautician on the back.
We're going to Asheville in the middle of the night
We was laughing and were jokin' and we feelin' alright.
Oh I'm MIG, I'm nationwide.
Yes I'm MIG, I'm nationwide.

Easin' down the highway on a Marauder,
I had a fine fox on the back, I had three more ridin' astride.
They sportin' short chaps, wearin' spike-heeled shoes,
They smokin' Lucky Strikes, wearing leather too.
Welcome back, we're nationwide.
Yeah we MIG, we're nationwide.

Well I was movin' down the road on my V-twin scoot,
I had a shine on my boots, I had my sideburns lowered.
With my Shoei shorty and my gold tooth displayed,
Nobody give me trouble cause they know I got it made.
I'm MIG, I'm nationwide.
Girl I'm MIG, MIG, MIG, MIG, MIG, I'm nationwide.