The 10 Commandments of MIG

  1. Thou shalt not piss off Robbie.
  2. Thou shalt not take the name Suzuki in vain, except in referring to dealers or the cheap SOBs who design seats, etc.
  3. Thou shalt not pass suburbans towing trailers at twice their speed just as they find the left turn they've been looking for.
  4. Thou shalt not brag except about the attractiveness of your significant other (pictures required, sexy pose preferred, except for farm animals).
  5. Thou shalt not flame others without Kev and Hube's blessing.
  6. Thou shalt not shit on thy MIG brethren, at least not on the group email list.
  7. Thou shalt not fucketh with a MIG, lest the entire MIG brotherhood fucketh with you.
  8. Thou shalt not disrespect thy brother MIGs woman (or man, or sheep, hey what ever floats your boat!).
  9. Only JimmyG, the Ambassador of GoodWill for MIG may type with Giant text.
  10. Thou shalt not make sexually suggestive remarks about Mindy's ass! (Unless invited)
  11. Thou shalt not claim the Marauder is a widowmaker lest the entire group write hate mail to your magazine.
  12. Thou shall not ask how to get off the mailing list, if you cannot figure it out, TOUGH....